Why I Won't Divorce My Husband

This is not clickbait. But it's the little things: like how my husband hightailed it to Sephora in Beverly Hills last week for the newly launched Kosas tinted Air Brow gel. (In all fairness, he was passing that way.) You have to know that I had already visited two Sephoras to nab this brow mousse ($22) because I knew it would fluff and feather my arches, which have waned in the past few years. (Go to my Insta to see results.) Formulated with castor oil and a hair growth stimulating peptide, this miracle product goes on like tinted mascara and boosts brows like a push-up bra. FYI: the women at Sephora took one look at my husband, smiled and said, 'We know why you're here. Your wife called." Hey, we just might live happily ever after. 

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