J.Lo Should Be Eating Cheetos Right Now

Jenny: you almost married a dog. We're so glad you didn't. But why did you retaliate by heading off to Montana with yet another man? Maybe you felt like you had to prove to Alex that you're still sexy? Hmm. Or maybe you wanted to eat baked beans by a campfire with Ben? Okay, probably not. I just wish that instead, you told us all that your heart ached or that you wanted to hit A-Rod with a frying pan or that you couldn't stop eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Trust me, we've all been there. Back in the 90s, I crank called an ex every morning for three months at 5:00 a.m. after he dumped me. "Got ya!" I would shout. (It never got old for me.) But there is good news: according to a study, women suffer more in a breakup than men--however, we recover fully and come out of it emotionally stronger, while men don't ever get over the ordeal. Jenny, don't you LOVE that? Ultimately, we win--with or without a man.

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