Skinny Eyebrows Are Evil

First, it was the rebellion against side parts. Now, it's another battlecry for the anorexic eyebrow comeback. Hell, no! Skinny arches have never looked good on anyone--not even Marlene Dietrich. Am I the only person who couldn't watch 1995's "Mad Love" because of Drew Barrymore's Sharpie brows? Ladies: we lived through the '90s. We are the tribal elders who know better than to pluck because of a trend. Also, your brows naturally thin with age so stay away from tweezers. FYI: I swipe olive oil across my brows before bed, which locks in moisture and promotes growth. Coconut or jojoba oil does the trick too.

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