I Can Dream About You...

...if I can't hold you tonight. That came out wrong. I don't want to cuddle my crazy ex. We're talking about a guy who got all the things he gave me--a motorcycle helmet, Uggs, a denim jacket--dropped off at his Hollywood apartment in a Hefty bag. But still, I occasionally dream of this clown. What does it mean? Here in The Cut, you can scroll through 23 reasons you're subconsciously revisiting your romantic past--thanks to dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg, who will parse your dream in a 15-minute call for $45. I believe my dream is a reminder for me to appreciate the hilarious, supportive partner I chose over a narcissistic jerk with a motorcycle. FYI: our dream recall declines in our forties, so don't be alarmed if you find yourself waking up with less and less residual of nocturnal visions.

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